“Not if anything to say about it I have”

I tell you what, parenting is an interesting job. And hard. And funny.  You never know what you’re going to get from one day to the next.  

I saw this one coming a mile away.

I kept waiting for it. And then it came.

My son brought it to my attention, according to his friends on the playground, the first part of his dogs’ breed is a naughty word. He defended and defended, but came home defeated.  Apparently they have been discussing it at length.

She’s a shih tzu.

See… saw that one coming.

Mind you I still don’t think he knows what  the naughty word means, only that it’s naughty.

So… her new breed is Ewok.  That’s what he’s decided. 

So our other dog is a Shitzpoo… what are we going to do about that one?

Song: Black and White, Three Dog Night